muff cabbage

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff

A boring Tyler.

Everyone else is having fun. Look at Tyler standing over there. Tyler is such a muff.

by Erin K. December 9, 2023

snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 26, 2019

Muff muncher

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021