A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. The most addictive game in therror world u play it out centre and all your room will be filled with minecraft stuff
Person 1:hey I see your playing minecraft
Person 12:yeah it's not so interesting though
Next day
Person 1:hey.....wth when did your room turn minecraft themed
PEPSON 2:oh this it's just minecraft did to me
Person 12:yeah it's not so interesting though
Next day
Person 1:hey.....wth when did your room turn minecraft themed
PEPSON 2:oh this it's just minecraft did to me
by TTONTHEREE June 18, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. A game created in the 2000s made by mojang, it’s genre is a sandbox game. You can play it with your friends and family. it has no psychics at all tho.
by ShadowSlayerDoesPixelArt August 31, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. 
A fun game which you mine blocks and craft stuff and build things
Updates include: 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 .
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Updates include: 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 1.9 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 .
1.17 1.18 1.19
by MinecraftMan5000 December 30, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. by Super Megalo January 12, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug.