by Skeet boy February 08, 2023
An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.
"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".
by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025
Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
by Postcolonialboy January 26, 2012
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
by Koogai February 19, 2020
Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.
Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.
Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 03, 2023
My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.
by corndogthief May 27, 2020
by Ergosum May 11, 2017