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A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex
Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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Loading Level Instance

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.
by Delscorcho April 14, 2022
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three butt loads of fun

the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt

100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience
“hey bros, have three butt loads of fun tonight, go get em tiger”
by DRAWEEWEE September 1, 2021
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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
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