kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Cappin for Kitty

Hanging out with girls for no other reason than to get laid.

Person 1: "I hung out with four chicks today!"
Person 2: "Wow... you really went cappin for kitty instead of being with the boys."

by bartard_19 November 4, 2019

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

kitty cat

• cats (like cats irl)
• pussy (the thing in a girl)

i have a kitty cat 🐱🐱

by levi's lightsaber January 29, 2021

Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.

Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.

by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025

kitty#0805

big hoseok stan

kitty#0805 barked for hoseok

by meekiness March 11, 2022

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021