Serius Jones

A Disgusting Sexual Position, The Usually consists of both participants being covered in shit while "Double Penetrating"

"Last night was one serious serius jones, i dont think ill get the smell out for at least a week"

by DictionaryDill September 23, 2007

John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

by rome clone November 11, 2004

George Jones

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.

George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.

by James Whoreman July 26, 2018

elijah jones

gay, faggot, unloved.

bro hes so elijah jones

by bbc in elijahs mouth October 21, 2018

Janice Jones

A crazy Boss who gambles the school's money and gives me head during faculty meetings

Stop being a Greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 27, 2008

indiana jones-ing

the act of being raped on a pinball machine by a popular movie director

Dude, last week I saw J.J Abrams Indiana Jones-ing Billy at the arcade last Friday.

by mcjangles July 03, 2011