im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs

person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa

by izzy_145 July 13, 2022

Im mad

.....

Im mad about life.

by Hmug February 10, 2021

achyut IMS

Someone who is the butt of the joke and likes to make out with kids
Can be referred to someone who has a very loud sneeze is very annoying at sometimes with it
Not very blessed vertically

Dude can you actually shut up you are such an Achyut IMS right now

by TheRealGuyIMS May 7, 2024

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

by Player1inuhurbandictionarytbh October 13, 2023

Im a weeb

the ultimate uno reverse tactic

Hey your a weeb.
No u
Im a weeb- WAIT NO
RIP

by BottomDop April 12, 2022