im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024

im a dickhead

when do something stupid people will call a dickhead

im a dickhead

by what do u want January 6, 2024

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

im gonna kms

TF U THINK IT MEANS

“im gonna kms”
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*

by yo shii January 23, 2024

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024