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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.
I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.
by JonathanLee February 19, 2025
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
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i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay
i'm not okaay but i am ogay
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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I am...Youth Portal

一站式數碼化平台,為15至29歲年輕人提供個人化、準確嘅生涯規劃服務,協助確立發展方向,發揮所長
即刻上i-am.hk 同埋下載I am... 青年職學平台!
可以同職學達人傾計,
又可以睇職學資訊,
仲可以玩型格人測試
I am...youth portal 喺一站式數碼化平台
by iamyouthportal November 22, 2021
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i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich
girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot
by nbvb May 3, 2019
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