someone whos so obsessed with black men and black cock that they wont stop yappin to you about it
also known as @xxander.___leaf on instagram
also known as @xxander.___leaf on instagram
by ve$t March 21, 2024
Get the BBC Goblinmug. A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
Get the mlm goblinmug. 1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
Get the Cock goblinmug. In fanfiction spheres, a person who reads and enjoys types of fanfiction that are typically considered to be trashy or contains frowned upon tropes
Last night I was up until 4am reading a kidnapper/victim mpreg vore fic of my OTP, I'm such a trash goblin
by Trashiest_goblin April 17, 2024
Get the Trash Goblinmug. by shrekisgay April 12, 2022
Get the gret goblinmug. A woman in her early 30s who does meth and is passed around from dope boy to dope boy showers 1 to two times a month and if ask men ain't shit
by Alyssa's a hoe March 19, 2025
Get the rot pussy cum goblinmug. A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024
Get the Internet Goblinmug.