Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022
A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
by Amongusly September 21, 2021
That bitch is such a nard goblin.
by Slygeekta October 30, 2015
A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
by Rockersock September 01, 2022
clinica goblins gremilins
by volkomito March 21, 2022