Adult Gamer

Typically a forty year old virgin in their grandmas basement and lives off their grandmas cookies. They never go outside and are very anti social and think it's okay to shower next week because they are on a fortnite "grind". They also pee in bottles and have sweat soaked clothes.

All of his uncles don't have any kids or friends because they are adult gamers.

by Bannanannanananan May 25, 2018

Gamer Crack

When someone playing a video game is so into the action they lean so far forward that there butt crack can be seen.

spin off on Plumber crack

Dude I can see your gamer crack back up.

by Luscious Blackwood October 31, 2011

master gamer

a girl who is 1337 pwnage at wow

damn carlos your sister is a master gamer

by Mat jonstone November 23, 2007

Real gamer

Someone who thinks they are a gamer, but ironically has barely if any sense of what a good game is.

"Man I love No Man Sky" said the real gamer.

by SnedgerIsAHoe April 17, 2019

Gamer's Waist

A painful condition caused by leaning foward while sitting on a couch for a prolonged period of time. Normally comes from playing games such as Mario Kart Wii and any NFS game, where you play Wi-Fi for too long or get in a long pursuit. The remedy is simple, stop playing, stand up, (if you can) stretch, and if you have to, take off your pants.

Other conditions that may accompany gamer's waist include; Gamer's Thumb- Painful, red, possibly concave mark on your thumb. Gamer's Wrist/Gamer's Hand- A cramp that comes from holding a controller the wrong way, the feeling may remain for the entire day. Gamer's Flashback Syndrome- When you close your eyes you can still see the game, comes from playing late at night. And finally, Gamer's Foot- What happens when you play Cod4 for extended periods of time, especially during Wi-Fi matches.

by A7X forever July 21, 2010

wholesome gamer

someone that enjoys video gaming without any skill.

Look at nick over there, he’s a wholesome gamer

by Bravepuddle April 25, 2019

Shit/Piss gamer

The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.

John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.

Mike: They were never even aware were they?

John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting

Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure

by Uppgrayyde May 30, 2010