A good friend

You probably searched for this because you either have no friends or you do but they're just a bunch of assholes. Trust me. I've been there.

Jerold: Hey did you know that bob tried to have sex but failed to pleasure his gf and still remains as an virgin?

Luke: Loll man i gotta post this on my facebook page.

Bob: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE U DIPSHIT

Jerold: Lol im such a good friend.

by Ay carabam May 4, 2020

Kick a tall friend

Everybody has a talk friend so on November 5th your allowed to kick them ANYWHERE

Tom: I'm the tallest person here

Mary:But its November 5 th Kick a tall friend day ahahah
Tom:OH NO!

by francis miller YT November 2, 2019

Fifth and a Friend

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the fifth of alcohol you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Fifth and a Friend on Saturday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by Oz9090 September 28, 2021

National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day

There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!

by Rad Desi January 6, 2022

fairweathered friend

1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.

2. Someone who only is there for the good times and bails on you for the rough, similar to a gold digger and a fairweathered fan.

My fairweathered friend Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "lesser" upon other peers of his over the internet.

by p. pegg November 14, 2005

Girl-for-right-now-friend

A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.

In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.

Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.

Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?

Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...

Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!

by Shinanigans89 May 9, 2009

special friend

A persom whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"

Can your car fit an extra passenger? Rob's bringing his special friend.

by Sunfish February 16, 2005