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Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.
Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.
by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011
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floor dusters

Elongated, saggy breasts most often found on older women.
Man, look at Linda's floor dusters swinging away while she walks.
by TFT152 June 30, 2011
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Floor Bumpin

When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down
that stripper was floor bumpin all over the dance floor
by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011
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floor amnesia

forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.
He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.
by uttam maharjan September 20, 2011
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Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.
I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.
by spiny norman August 31, 2012
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Floorbrary

(plural noun). Collective term for the myriad of scattered books that tend to accumulate on flat surfaces where bibliophiles live. May also be the result of studying for finals, dreaming up a D&D campaign, or sale day at the used bookstore.
I need to tidy up the living room; there's almost more floorbrary than carpet in here!
by protonangel April 4, 2013
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floore

A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.
"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"

"He did a floore. His loss."
by slippersock October 22, 2013
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