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The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.
"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."
by songwritez November 2, 2011
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feet

Alien invasions of the human anatomy.
you’re feet are weird.
by aleinnnnman January 25, 2021
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put the feet on

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022
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Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Feet

My absolute favorite things in the world. Cannot live with out.
Person 1: Man, I really love feet.
Person 2: EXACTLY
by anonymous May 20, 2024
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Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.
by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024
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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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