A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.
I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.
by Ferretboy June 12, 2011
Get the Fake Bitorianmug. A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”
by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018
Get the Fake Summitmug. by calebleo3 December 26, 2019
Get the Fake Friendmug. by I used 2 b friends with fake b December 15, 2018
Get the Fake bitchezmug. by Unknown P.O March 18, 2023
Get the Fake Personamug. by To much thee September 17, 2020
Get the Fake retardmug. the person with this name usually lives with a facade and often hides their sadness and only shows smiles on their face. They don't like to worry their loved ones and constantly go into the emo phase.
by Fake Smile723 May 23, 2022
Get the Fake Smilemug.