Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Fake President

Joe Biden, Duh.

Joe Biden is a fake President, Nobody voted for his senile ass!

by Mapowl September 9, 2022

Fake Frehley

A nickname for current Kiss lead guitarist Tommy Thayer, coined due to his unprecedented and arguably deceptive adoption of original lead guitarist Ace Frehley’s signature makeup and “persona” of “The Spaceman”.

Kiss uses Fake Frehley to trick casual fans into believing Ace is still in the band.

by Comic Sans Sucks November 5, 2022

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

fake bul

Typically philly area slang for a boy or friend who enjoys being fake to his boy often.

So you just gonna ignore what i just said? Not even allowed to say sh*t... u a fake bul man, smh..

by Freakyzeekie October 6, 2022