Fake Summit

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.

“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”

by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Fakest of the Fakes

Eduardo

WOW !!!! YOU'RE SO FAKEEEEEEE!!! The fakest of the fakes!

by ad247 January 1, 2019

Fake fan

A fake fan is a person who heard about an artist or band 10 minutes ago, is already “in love with them”, starts posting stuff only about them. Forgets about that artist in like two days. Uses the artist to be “edgy” or different. They get really defensive or aggressive when you expose them. Usually only listen two the most popular songs and don’t listen to the whole album including old music just was popular.

Hey! Mardena is buying me and her tickets to Lil Mosey!

Oh that’s cool!
*Two seconds later*
“If you listen to lil mosey you’re my favorite person ever”
Ugh she’s such a fake fan!

by Immaquirkyteen:) November 28, 2019

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

Fake Smile

the person with this name usually lives with a facade and often hides their sadness and only shows smiles on their face. They don't like to worry their loved ones and constantly go into the emo phase.

That person is such a fake smile and he loves everyone

by Fake Smile723 May 23, 2022

fake sarcasm

Don’t know, but it sounds awkward...

“Wow your sarcasm is real”
“No actually it’s fake sarcasm”
“That sounds awkward

by Fakesarcasmuser June 14, 2018