Donut dinner

(v); to take plump chicks to a fancy donut establishment until they can’t breathe normally anymore.

I donut dinner’d that fat ratchet thot

by thottie1469 March 26, 2019

Dunkin' Donut

When you take a shit into someone elses open asshole.

My girl a freak, she asked me to give her a Dunkin' donut.

by Fed2thewolves April 15, 2019

Dunkin’ Donuts

When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.

Dunkin’ Donuts at a rest area bathroom is always fun.

by Badtrucker April 27, 2019

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Attack Donut

Its a gender. Not quoted very often but still exsists

Bob: ''is your sister single''
Jeff: ''yeah but she only likes attack donuts''
Bob: ''great, i am a attack donut''

by Refterd March 1, 2019

Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 2, 2019