Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.

Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.

by WetDaddy March 22, 2017

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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a teen or pre-teen who is a good daddy/stripper. You'd usually be called this if you have a friend who's overly talented in making up stripper names.

Girl 1: The NUNS!
Girl 2: THE NUNS!
Teacher: THE NUNS!
Girl 3: *Whisper's quietly* Daddy Murphy...

by daziedaddy May 4, 2017

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Goji Daddy

Derived from the term Sugar Daddy a Goji Daddy is a partner who brings good things into your life!

Unlike sugar, which is unhealthy, a Goji berry is an extremely healthy fruit from Asia.

A Goji Daddy can bring invaluable experience to the life of his Goji Baby, including but not limited to: peace, enlightenment, expansion of the mind, a deeper connection to one's body, increased self-worth, and an overall suppprt towards self-progression.

Bestfriend: Girl, why are you so sprung on him? D2B? Does he pay your bills?

Goji Baby: none of that matters to me any more, my Goji Daddy is inspiring me to be a better version of me!

by BDub Baby April 19, 2018

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pineapple daddy

A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Jade is into that guy Trevor, whose a total pineapple daddy.

by That radio guy April 20, 2018

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