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conor oberst

Conor Oberst is one of the worst indie/emo singers every to come along and help ruin the world. Idiotic adolescents enjoy his ridiculous awful cry-wail, even though it is never in key, has horrid tone, is always out of pitch, and generally makes me want to kill myself. Every fan of this piece of shit loser who can't sing should kill themselves in a horrible fashion. You all need to fuck off.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he heard Conor Oberst singing.
by poopshitter January 27, 2008
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Connor

A player.

A guy who has no friends, and uses girls.

Someone who switches schools to get friends because he doesn't have any, and he ran out of girls to date.

Someone who only wants sex/blow jobs/hand jobs.

A poser who thinks he's a huge music buff but sucks at writing songs.

An asshole who starts fights and overreacts.

A wimp. A bitch. Someone whom I'm absolutely done with.

A guy who has an incredibly small penis and goes to ST. ANDREWS IN AUSTIN TEXAS.
An extremely manipulative guy that takes advantage of girls.
"Hi Connor, I know you're reading this and you broke my heart so you deserve it." (;
by Hctibuoykcuf January 2, 2012
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Conor McGregor

a fucking hard nut who will nut a woman any day of the week
'Conor McGregor is one cracking bloke.'
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Connor Penisfold

Slang term for somoene that spends all day lookin at the old man orgy site - lemonparty.org and spends the whole time wanking over it, creating the fold in their penis where their foreskin once was.
Guy 1: Man I swear all Jack does is look at lemon party.org

Guy 2: Yeah, you know I bet if you checked his tiny penis it would have a fold in it where his foreskin was!
Guy3: Don't they call that Connor Penisfold-ing?
Guy1: yeah!
by bonerizer May 27, 2009
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Connor

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Connor

an extremely flamboyant homosexual often seen in or on another guy; a person who would try to start a fight then back out(aka pussy); talks a lot of shit but cannot back it up
man that guy is gay and a poser what a connor.
by connor sucks August 28, 2009
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conor oberst

1. (n) A no talent ass-hat that sets unbelievably contrived lyrics to horribly depressing music.

2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.
1. The newest lyrics by Conor Oberst make me want to vomit.

2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?
by Jesus Jones September 7, 2004
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