When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.
(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011
Get the Brown Coffee mug.Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
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Get the Coffee mug.A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.
Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
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Get the Cup of coffee mug.A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.
by Pustullio April 30, 2006
Get the vietnamese coffee mug.Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.
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Get the Coffeehouse mug.Coffee made from Instant Coffee. The coffee is refined down to smaller hard bits easier to consume and cheaper than regular coffee. Cocaine is refined down to Crack hence Crack Coffee
You made that coffee really quickly" " Ya I made some Crack Coffee instead, the coffee machine is broken.
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