cock jump

its when a girl trys to go out with guy to guy thinking she loves them but actually is infatuated and desperate
Yo this girl britnay man liked me for a week and noticed I didnt like her, and she cock jumped to my friend Seth.
by VeNgEaNCe132 January 31, 2007
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cock barf

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.
I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.
by Dodez January 18, 2008
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Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw
Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.
by LVWP April 20, 2010
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Cock about

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.
Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"
by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010
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cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.
by Scott Friday December 10, 2008
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cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
by ActionDan February 09, 2007
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Cock Soup

Whilst performing a successful Tea Bag, the throbbing tool is quickly thrust into the partner's mouth, creating a yummy between-meal treat
Cindy was pleased when Jimmy stuffed his dick into her mouth with his balls to finish her dinner of Cock Soup
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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