cock barf

verb. The act of sperm being ejected from the penis as though cock is in the act of barfing.

I can't believe you accidentally cock barfed in that girls ear.

by Dodez January 19, 2008

Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw

Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.

by LVWP April 20, 2010

cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Cock about

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.

Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"

by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010

Cock

1. Slang for "a male chicken."
2. A rooster.

1. DAAAAAAMN! Look how big Farmer Bob's cock is!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!

by Thin_as_a_whale December 14, 2007

cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

by ActionDan February 11, 2007

Cock scared

'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs

Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??

Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!

by Ollie M November 16, 2005