Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

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Christian pirog

TOUCHES KIDS but respectfully

wow that pedophile is such a Christian pirog

by Novaishot March 7, 2021

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Christian Dews

A Thicc lad who needs mental help

Guy 1: Don't Christian Dews look like Big Chungus

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he looks a bit like snorlax too

by Big Chungus (aka. Snorlax) July 14, 2019

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christian godino

christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹

christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music

by xansel July 17, 2022

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Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

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