chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003

Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie

Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

Chocolate Swirl

When someones head gets dunked and flushed in a toilet with full of poop.

The bully gave the kid a Chocolate Swirl.

by Travis55 December 7, 2011

chocolate freeway

see: rectum

Tim Peters enjoys being analed up the chocolate freeway

by David G. Henrich November 1, 2003

chocolate gamer

Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.

Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?

I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.

by Poindexter May 17, 2006

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008