cancer

this is a person who uses op hero but doesn't know how to use it

guy1-i pick yasuo
guy2-cancer ampota

by mrniceguy. March 30, 2021

Cancer

League of Legends

If you play cancer, you should quit immediately

by LoL admirer July 21, 2023

jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.

Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.

by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Cancer

Antonio Brown

That mothercuker Antonio Brown is such a cancer

by somuchsubstance March 11, 2019