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by meatless February 4, 2010
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Get the Canada's History mug.Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.
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by Nuclearo March 1, 2010
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"yikes, she's not winning that rifle shooting meet tomorrow"
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by GerryWithAG February 4, 2010
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Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
by NothingAsItSeems February 5, 2010
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