Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.

Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.

by creepererererer September 2, 2011

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.

"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"

by wonderkind April 30, 2010

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023

Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016