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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.
Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.
by why are russian girls so cute November 18, 2025
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crapped down our leg

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
by aginasia November 13, 2011
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Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"
by wonderkind April 30, 2010
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udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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