Suwannee county fl

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life
Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?
by Some_fucker23 March 31, 2022
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caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.
"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"
by dirtydavis November 09, 2021
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County Ball

To play "dirty" basketball to a degree that one would expect to see at a basketball game played by convicts inside a correctional facility.
Yo!?! You be throwing elbows around like we playin' county ball.
by fOgGy. July 14, 2011
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Loudon County

Defined by one of the three "NOVA" counties that make up "Northern VA". Loudon County is the most expensive county in Virginia. Filled with a half million illegals and foreigners. The dem-run county let's these people run wild up here. The high cost of rent and housing prices forces most single professionals to quickly move out of the area. The traffic is horrendous and people drive reckless and aggressive.
Loudon County makes up one of the counties that is defined by "Northern VA" or "NOVA". The area is defined by and extremely high cost of living, rent, housing prices, millions of foreigners and illegals, horrible traffic and aggressive, reckless drivers. Those who are single and move here from other regions, quickly move out, because they realize they cannot afford anything more than a 1-bdrm apt.
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Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.
Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.
by Lairdman February 02, 2023
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A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 18, 2024
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Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!
"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
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