Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Clean Look

An expression to describe the absolute superlative level of tidiness, chicness and beauty. It’s a condition that is seldom achieved and is almost impossible to obtain in its full form for a prolonged period of time. It takes place (in its accurate definition) when hair, face and clothes (optionally make up too) formulate a perfect matching of flawlessness. Moreover, when all of the characteristics of the looks of oneself not only have been enhanced and immaculately prepared but also have been throughly idealised with the intent of respecting the rules of fashion and fine taste of styling as hoc for the person’s figure. It doesn’t just refer to the preparation and the architecting of the look which entirely depends on the person’s abilities but it also includes the health of the body that in such situation, out of luck or because of a condition of (either induced or natural) wellbeing, presents all of its features in their best form (whole face, body and hair).

The clean look has been several times obtained by supermodels and celebrities

by jughu7 December 3, 2023

come clean

be completely honest; keep nothing hidden.

"the company has refused to come clean about its pollution record"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

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by Online Digital Marketing December 25, 2018

Clean Clean

Pogo Johnny kicked me in the head,
Aimin' for the floorboards but they picked me up instead
Through the ringing of the night before
Said, 'the engines running gotta pay a call'

Johnny drove the halftrack
'Cause we could not find the jeep
Wake me in the morning gotta get some sleep
Driving all night out of fear
Got in the ribs every time he changed gear

I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(Pickin' up, pickin' up the team)
God you know how it's hard to keep the fighting clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean

Pogo Johnny gonna fight the war
Chaplain in the morning at the local liquor store
Pogo coughin' bad from diesel fumes
Johnny tell the chaplain go and polish his tombs

Lying on the wasteground with a blanket on his face
Indicating that he's left the human race
Helmet open where the world came in
Gotta keep your head if you wanna win

I'm gonna take a ride, gonna pick up the team
Gonna go where we've never been
I'm gonna, take a ride gonna pick up the team
(picking up, pickin' up the team)
God you know it's hard to keep the fighting clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean
clean clean

Squad, quick march! Squad Dis-miss!

Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean
Clean clean

Lost a million in our very first attack
Clean clean

Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back

Clean clean

Lost a million in our very first attack

Clean clean

Don't you worry cause you know we'll get them back

by Death Menace May 24, 2022

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014