Chocolate Pants

Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.

Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.

by WhiteNip March 18, 2010

chocolate soft serve

When you moon someone and drop a duece.

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"

by Oldie McGrumpenstien November 17, 2005

chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

by Antzor May 29, 2008

chocolate fudge nugget

Anything that comes out of an ass in the form of shit... it is always brown and sometimes smells like... well shit!

When someone tells you

"hey man, someone just laid a nasty chocolate fudge nugget in the guy's bathroom urinal"

or

"Holy shit! You just laid the nastiest chocolate fudge nugget... i can smell it from here!"

by Dale Scottsman February 5, 2009

Chocolate Fingers

when discharge from the anus finds its way onto one's finger during the process of buttock penetration with one's phalanges

'oh yes, twas thrilling until she gave me chocolate fingers'

by EmzyyElectric && BingleyBOOM March 2, 2009

Chocolate Tractor

Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.

For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.

by alimo88 May 23, 2009

chocolate apple

anal fisting.

dana enjoys getting a chocolate apple, even though, a fist rammed into his eagerly awaiting anal cavity is such a chore.

by suckmongus June 10, 2010