dumb box

dumb: adj. box: noun

1. a female who displays, along with an unseasonal tan, a variety of negative attributes including chronic irritation, rudeness, cantankerousness, coldness (although the term frosty box may be more applicable in this case), unsatisfation, sense of entitlement, loudness, spitefulness, bosiness or stiffiness. May be irrationally emotional, does not respond to (sexual) rejection well.
Most often obsessed with pop culture, mainstream media and personal and public appearance. Usually promiscuous or "loose". Dances badly to electronica, often requiring unnecessary physical (often sexual) contact while dancing.
May or may not appreciate the "Cathy" comic. Almost always seen talking on her cellphone while dragging her boyfriend behind her.

2.A female usually seen wearing plush or cotton sweat pants with phrases such as "SEXY" or "JUICY" imprinted on the intentionally pronounced buttox.

3.That chick in the taco bell line, that feels that complains loudly about the fat content in the seven layer burrito.

4. The girl talking loudly on her cell phone while shoving a small chihuahua into her prada bag.

5.an overbearing or opinionated woman.
The dumb box in line at Taco Bell loudly complained to the manager about the carb content of her seven layer burrito.

While applying her make up, breastfeeding her dog, and singing along loudly to the new J. Lo albulm, a fucking dumb box cut me off in her brand new Jeep. The license plate said SPOILDSLT
by Jakewashere August 22, 2006
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What's in the box?

The most iconic thing someone can ever say to someone opening a box.
What's in the box?

What's in the box?

I SAID WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!
by Daze0621 January 14, 2019
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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace July 31, 2008
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Street Boxing

A type of boxing that is carried on in a street, on a sidewalk or in a back ally ect.
In street boxing only bare fists are used and is done in ordinary clothes. The boxers usually roll up there shirt seeves or take off there shirt.
And people gather around to watch it and often bet a lot of money on who the winner will be. The winner always gets a percentage of the winnings.
by Judge dredd7 August 27, 2011
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Juice Boxing

More than two men jerking each other off (handjobs) in a stationary or moving vehicle through climax (ejaculation).
Did you see that? Those guys were juice boxing in that white Cadillac Deville over there in the church parking lot!
by D-Town Brewing September 15, 2015
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Google Box

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
"Hand me the google box I need to check my email."
by Demarke October 27, 2008
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box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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