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best bang for the buck

Refers to either:
(1) The choicest doe in the herd for the antlered stud to have a good ol' bouncy-bouncy session with, or
(2) The ratio of cost vs. overall sexual pleasure/enjoyment offered by each of the "available" or "willing" ladies in a dude's general locale, i.e., which gal offers the greatest overall "satisfaction package" (beauty, brains, boobs, etc.) for the least amount of monetary investment.
Generally speaking, the more gorgeous or "hot" a lady is, the more expensive she will be to date intimately. However, if you don't mind a gal with relatively minor aesthetic/personality drawbacks such as lots of freckles, some extra padding, slight overbite, or loud/airheaded/childish behavior, or if you're tolerant of mild-to-moderate physical/mental/emotional issues like thick glasses, a cane, an awkward stride, confusion/distress over simple matters, oddball interests, irrational phobias, etc., there may likely be one or more quite-attractive gals in your area who are currently "unattached" because most guys tend to pass them over for someone more outwardly desirable, but who would actually provide the best bang for the buck because they are both delightful to be around and don't expect to be financially pampered all that much.
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you best be bugging

Person 1: I just told the principal that I'm going to fist his daughter.
Person 2: You best be bugging!
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Best Uncle On Planet

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.

~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.
"Best Uncle On Planet or Best Uncle On Planet?"
"Ohh, totally Best Uncle On Planet."
by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012
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best jungwon stan

The best and greatest person to like Jungwon from the male group ENHYPEN.The best Jungwon stan always supports the talented boy Jungwon the most and slays.
"Y'all look it's yyangnur on tiktok,the best jungwon stan!!"

"Omg I wanna be the best jungwon stan too!"
by yyangnur December 3, 2022
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Mans best ending

During or after the act of sex or ending orgasm preferably in missionary your beloved canine friend decides to join the fray or become the cleanup man (has to unknowingly sneak up and lick either ass or balls) while in coitus or having an orgasm...call it a technical uninvited threeway!!!!
Next thing i know Fido is gargling my rocks while im bustin jism in my girl....damn that was mans best ending!!!
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Welsh best friend

WOW. WHATA PENG TING. MY WELSH BEST FRIEND HAS BIG TITS. IT REALLY GETS ME GOING. I LOVE MY WELSHY. Because she is always there for me. She has mood swings like a kid on a swing. She is very horny and makes me very horny like a rhino. She is very fiittttt and always is laughing
WOWWWW. LOOK AT THAT WELSHY. SHE HAS BIG TITS.

Me: IKR. GETS ME GOING. That is my Welsh best friend
by Pussyslayer67bigtits June 22, 2018
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