I just want to be friends

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

by uber_irish_pirate June 17, 2006

Let's just be friends

What a girl says to you when she'd rather be with an asshole who will use her, abuse her, and eventually break her heart, even though she knows that you would never do those things to her.

When a girl says to you, "let's just be friends", that's like your mom telling you, "the dog died, but you can still keep it if you want to."

You: I love you! :)
Wench: Let's just be friends..
You: Gee thanks, couldn't you have pushed me off a two-story building, or shot me? It would have hurt less. :(

by VonZippa June 5, 2005

Lets Be Friends

Woman speak for, "You fucked up, I'm dumping your ass" Mostly used when they don't have a reason for breaking up.

Girl: "Lets just be friends"
Guy: "This is the third time this week......"

by The Nochturnal Romainain September 5, 2004

Bitch be tripping balls!

Originally used in a VGCats comic, used to express the user possessing a large amount of Pokéballs or the noun in question. Can also be used as an argument finisher which can only be beaten by a Spartan cry.

Ash: I'm fucking tripping balls! Ask Oak!
Oak: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!

Ben: How many chocolates do you have left? I'm hungry.
Josh: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!
Ben: I see.

Justin: So by the site's logic, 1=2.
Simon: That's fucking retar-
Justin: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!
Simon: Oh yeah? THIS IS SPARTA!
Justin: Touché

by Xaerun May 29, 2008

It's Cool We Can still be friends

One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.

"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."

Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"

by DiscoTrash August 30, 2006

Let's just be friends

Real meaning: "I'll talk to you for about a day after our break up, but that's it."

You're a great guy and all, but let's just be friends.

by Arkay September 25, 2003

Must Be Nice

Used by workplace managers and bosses to lay guilt and shame upon their employee’s vacation plans and/or anything that is not work oriented.

Usually preceded with a "Hmm.." or an "Oh..wow" and sometimes just an eyebrow raise and nod of the head.

-Employee (sheepishly): "So uh, I am thinking of taking an extra day off after Memorial Day for..uh.."
-Boss (sternly): "Oh wow! --- really?...for what?"
-Employee: "Well...something...you know...well I just need that day off."
-Boss: "Hmmm... Must Be Nice

by MScott May 22, 2008