The Three Gordon Rules

Rules used to create an immersive first-person video game.

1) make the protagonist silent
2) keep the cutscenes in first person

3) make sure the levels and maps flow seamlessly with one another.

"Valve's games pulled their players into their stories and worlds in amazing ways using a wide range of techniques, most of which we've boiled down into what we call The Three Gordon Rules!"
-- Hunt Down The Freeman - Just Bad Games

by The Logical Fallacy February 19, 2023

three finger scroll

Three finger scroll. Otherwise known as 1 in the...............

Nina does the Three Finger Scroll all night long.

by BlinkUndies October 04, 2013

Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker March 22, 2011

Three Ball Monty

Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.

During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.

by Whatzizfaceheezsitinrightheer October 08, 2008

Three fingers up

When someone holds three fingers up in a photo they are saying that they are involved in the ‘
homosexual gang called “Three Gays”

Person 1: Hey did you see Ryan holding three fingers up in his photo?
Person 2: Yeah, I think he’s apart of the homosexual ‘Three Gays’ gang.

by Bangla Toilet Service May 17, 2022

Three Finger Bang

When three fingers is used to bang your girlfriend. The thumb for the clit. The point finger for the vagina. The middle finger for the anus. Used for multiple pleasure.

Also known as the Three Legged Dolphin.

Tom: I'm going to three finger bang you so hard.
Cindy: Yeah Tom, you know I love that shit!

by Hansie_kint February 25, 2013