Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.
David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
by Frostbitten Monk April 29, 2013
Get the Swaggy Jeansmug. The bodacious Jean McQueen has her shit together.
See that girl over there, her name must be Jean McQueen.
See that girl over there, her name must be Jean McQueen.
by boldylolo December 10, 2013
Get the jean mcqueenmug. All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
by jefflebowski October 21, 2010
Get the Blue jean slidemug. Usually a girls name, she usually is very moody and loves cuddles from her boyfriend, she also develops separations anxiety when her boyfriend leaves for more than a week. Very loving but a bit mentally unstable
by paperdog69 July 4, 2021
Get the Jean-Nelmug. the most amazing and beautiful girl anyone has ever met. all the girls are jealous of her. she’s got the most beautiful body anyones ever seen. she’s the sweetest most caring girl ever. you’ll fall in love with her quickly.
“god, ava jean dickey is the best girlfriend i’ve ever had and i want to spend the rest of my life with her
by maxipad90411 May 4, 2022
Get the ava jean dickeymug. When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
Get the lumpy jeansmug. The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.
by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021
Get the Jeansmug.