Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason Down

To use a female for his own sexual needs while he keeps his spouse/partner secluded from society at home

Im going to Jason Down Brians homegirl

by Cantouchtis January 5, 2018

Finnick Jason Taylor

A cool guy who needs to stop making suicidal jokes and get together with his girlfriend already

"Wow Finnick Jason Taylor is an amazing dude- NOT A KNOW IT ALL"

by RomillySpaghettiOhs May 18, 2022

Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being

Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend

by sno0ze November 22, 2020

Jason

Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!

Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not

Girl1: I love him

Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit

by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019

Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023