Touch your Friends balls day

When a another guy touches your balls threw your pants.....Everyday

Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day

Friday 2: oh ok sure

by I am the real Bob the builder July 26, 2021

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

Suck your boyfriend balls day

On January 14th is national Suck your boyfriend balls day

Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day

by Nationals Day January 14, 2021

Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

nobody likes your small balls

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 1, 2006

show your fucking balls

a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot

listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay

by taz gam March 20, 2004

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011