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Blue vained yoghurt pump

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.
by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003
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Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain
No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.
by punkskaitch February 7, 2005
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Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.
by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013
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single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea
dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle
by mad February 28, 2005
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epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
by b-man68 January 6, 2010
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Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008
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Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023
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