Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.
The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
Get the Skank wranglermug. by new1daga December 1, 2009
Get the Hose Wranglermug. A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
Get the Rectal Wranglermug. by Doug W. February 10, 2008
Get the worm wranglermug. Sack Wrangling originated in the south, gay cowboys were often picked on even ostracized by the fellow cowboy community. They travelled north and developed their very own gay colony (now known as Calgary AB) where they were free to wrangle sack without being judged.
by Tyler Chassie January 9, 2008
Get the sack wranglermug. Anytime they throw a party, women never show - it's totally brokeback with nothing but sack wranglers.
by FilthyJock February 27, 2006
Get the sack wranglermug. Andie and I went Wrangler Wrecking last night and got caught be the police for soliciting! But the music was sooo good.
by Dave Bee July 10, 2010
Get the Wrangler Wreckingmug.