Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Wingman

Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.

Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!

by Therick1795 April 5, 2015

wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.

Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.

by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023

Chicken wingman

In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.

John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"

John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"

by Jccc exxxcelz July 29, 2013

Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.

Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"

by aacruzz February 8, 2010