Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.

Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"

by aacruzz February 8, 2010

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.

Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.

by TheFantumMenice July 8, 2014

drinking wingman

A person that drinks with a friend but is mainly there to provide entertainment and back up in case of disagreements with other equally drunk people

Hey dude I need a drinking wingman to drink with cause shits going down and I'm bored

by Funsy December 21, 2013