Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.

Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.

by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023

Wingman

Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.

Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!

by Therick1795 April 5, 2015

Wingman

Very unhygienic, lives in his parents garage which he calls the “man cave.” What a lame.

Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.

AKA cutty

Wingman go take a shower!

by TheDaintTaint July 30, 2021

The wingman push

When your best friend stands directly behind you during intercourse and applies a firm, supportive push to your upper back, helping increase the torque, angle, and intensity of your stroke game. It’s the ultimate show of trust, teamwork, physics, and unspoken heath.

The Wingman Push- Because real friends don’t just hype you up—they apply downward force.

“I was taking down a bus, she was at least three hundie and started to gas out mid-stroke but then clay hit me with The Wingman Push. Man’s a real MVP.”

by KHORSH March 28, 2025