Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

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double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

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tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

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inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

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The wingman push

When your best friend stands directly behind you during intercourse and applies a firm, supportive push to your upper back, helping increase the torque, angle, and intensity of your stroke game. It’s the ultimate show of trust, teamwork, physics, and unspoken heath.

The Wingman Push- Because real friends don’t just hype you up—they apply downward force.

“I was taking down a bus, she was at least three hundie and started to gas out mid-stroke but then clay hit me with The Wingman Push. Man’s a real MVP.”

by KHORSH March 28, 2025

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