Weston Turville

Weston Turville is a small village that sits near Aylesbury and Stoke. Also known by the scene kidz as 'weston massive' The whole village is mainly full of old tarts that get there thrills from being turnt on by sitting on the bus going over speed bumps. The younger generation go to Amersham College, where they jam, get high, steal hash brown from their canteen and partyyyy.

Weston Turville is a dull place where I would highly avoid unless you want to be so bored you will eat your own arm.
'YO GULLY BLUD, I IZ GOIN TO WESTON TURVILLE'

'SIK TINGZ, GO JAM WIV DA GRANZ'
by worldsendlanemassive December 04, 2010
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mr weston

The greatest English teacher to ever exist; funny, charming & extremely handsome.

His students tend to sing the Mista Weston song which goes like “I love you Mr Weston (yuh yuh x2)”
Bro do you have Mr Weston?

Yes, best teacher ever.
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Weston Mitchell

Any Member of the Mitchell family is apart of the KKK (kool kool aid klub) And has a huge cock
Mom Weston Mitchell Is hanging out with the KKK again
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pull a weston

verb:
when an extremely tall boy ends up having a slightly below average size penis
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Meh. I learned that height doesn't really help anything. Totally didn't expect him to pull a weston."
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Jane and Weston

Soon to be the most gang infested area of Toronto
Jane and Weston was always bad
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Weston and Sophia

Sophia and Weston are the cutest couple ever Weston plays baseball and Sophia plays softball they are literally perfect for each other
OMG they are such a Weston and Sophia
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Weston Favell Academy

A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.

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Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!

If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.

If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.

Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.

Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy

today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
by johnnybigballs98 March 26, 2019
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