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cooking a wellington

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The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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A Beef Wellington

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Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

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Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
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Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
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Cat Ellington

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A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.
Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.
by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018
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Cat Ellington

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The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.
Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.
by LavaSoap August 29, 2018
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Douche Ellington

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1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.
by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 13, 2013
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