Wales 

Shit country that secretly wishes they were all English.
Forever stuck in the shadow of the great England because the country has never actually achieved anything and never likely will.
Backwards nation who is racist against anyone who isn't also a little inbred sheepshagger.

Fuck wales

John-You alright mate, are you going to wales this weekend?

Steve-Fuck off am i you spastic, its a shithole

Wales by Gregory990 April 13, 2020

lake wales 

The fucked up but lit part of Polk county.....no cap we’ll beat Lakeland ass PERIODT.Bitch we fucking UCF fighters over here,we’ll take yo man...no questions asked.

Damn she a la Lake Wales Baby.I know imma have a hard time trying to hit that.

lake wales by LAKE WALES BHADDIE😍⚠️ August 30, 2018

Berkeley New South Wales 

Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.

Berkeley New South Wales

Berkeley New South Wales by Berkeley Visitor June 3, 2011

Wales. 

No, not a megaton weighing animal. A country west of England but part of the UK. Known for it's sheep, pollution, rubgy, musical talent and weird language.

Not to be confused with the American view of "Enggelaendd" or "Yurop" as they call it.

Example 1: Welsh person: Eye 'ate Inglaand eye do.

Example 2: Most Welsh people are English and speak it.

Example 3: Welsh people are not inbred. Rednecks and people from Luxembourg are.

Wales. by Welshperson November 6, 2004

wales 

Right where to start with these wierd talking homosexuals?

Well there french from the start, so we all hate them :), they put wellingtons on the sheeps so they can run away (Yes what i mean is they bum anything), Plus from little britain there is no only gay in the village, there all homo's, so i advise you never go there unless youve packed your shotgun or a sane person.

Brit man : Keep back, get backing into your gay bar
(Pushes pitchfork into wales)

wales by Deathlok August 24, 2006

Wales 

A really gay country where face painting sheep shaggers live and guess what? They shag sheep. The welsh language has a lot of gaginng and choking noises, what’s that all about? Btw welsh cakes are delicious

Person 1: “dude there’s white stuff in my lamb!”

Person 2: “ Oh, it must be from Wales

Wales by The Swedish Guy August 13, 2019

wales 

an extention of england

man: you been to wales?
woman: that place in england?
man:...yeah pretty much

wales by acbhjnr May 14, 2011