quacker wacker

The act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your penis and masturbating in order to simulate vaginal penetration.

Thanks for the duck mom! I'm gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

by QuackerWacker October 23, 2016

dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

by naruto star April 5, 2016

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Wackeyy

Someone who is daring and PogChamp

Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!

by Todd Howard’s forehead June 5, 2020

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

wicked dump

A time in which a person is not able to poop for an extended amount of time. After hours and hours of buildup, the person finally releases a Krakatoa in the toilet.

That Edward Postma destroyed my toilet with a wicked dump.

by free-agent June 16, 2011

wicked cool

There is cool, there is wicked, and then there is WICKED COOL. Best to be used when something is very 'fly' and/or 'hip' but radical seems to hippy, dope seems to east-side, and phenominal seems to intense to describe the coolness of the situation/action/object.

"Yo, hommie, your tripple backflip of the high-dive was wicked cool"
"Wear some wicked cool bling for the ching ching"
"Tonight is going to be wicked cool... are you ready to giver?"

by Ladedala September 27, 2005