Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.
Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
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Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."
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Did you hear about the couple we met at EDC last year? They broke up. Apparently the guy went all Toyesh on the girl and now she's crying her heart out.
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