Glossy toppy

Giving head with glossy lipsticks on.

Bro last night Tiffany gave me glossy toppy in the car

by eb42kn July 22, 2025

sloppy toppy

Enjoys having a upside down blowjob which results in a sloppy toppy as it dribbles down his partners face then he smashes her holes in with his massive cock.

She likes a sloppy toppy!

by Jihadi Jane October 14, 2022

Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 2, 2023

Tiptoe Toppy

When a midget gets on her hind toes in order to deliver a blow j to someone while standing up.

Nate: “What’s the best head you’ve ever had Tom?”

Tom: “I got some sloot to give me some tiptoe toppy one time.”

Nate: “Solid. I love getting some from midgets too.”

by Slango-unchained April 23, 2019

Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021