Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you

"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."

by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014

Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

tootsie roll

when someone takes a huge runny shit all over a bed and makes another person roll around in it.

"Personally, I prefer the Tootsie Roll because it covers a greater surface area unlike its close relative the Cleavland Steamer which only covers the chest. I'm down for a Tootsie Roll anytime!"

by Brelly February 29, 2008

German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

vanilla Tootsie Roll

Caucasion male's vary small penis

R. Nelson loves his vanilla tootsie roll.

by THE DEVILSara October 4, 2006