Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 02, 2009

toot on the booger

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

by Qorn36 July 07, 2010

toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Atomic Toot

A silent and seemingly minute fart that is instantanously smelt as soom as it leaves your buttcheeks. It has a lingering essence to it that can usually be smelled from clear across the room, house or classroom.

Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"

by Daravouchi October 12, 2013

meat toot

When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.

Yo I heard Grace got eaten out by dimitri and she queefed in his mouth. She had a dirty meat toot

by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 05, 2017

Toot Braunstein

Fictional character from the first animated reality tv show "Drawn Together". Erratic, fat, and cutter. She makes up for her fatness with her awesome personality and humorous role as "the bitch".

Toot Braunstein: So fine, if I can't be the sex symbol, then i can definitely be the BITCH!!!.

by sdignldiurng December 24, 2010